أرشيف  December, 2007

Dec 25    مقولات برمجية

December 25th, 2007

من أجمل ما أحتفظ بة من المقولات البرمجية , معظمها أضحكنى :D و بعضها جعلنى أفكر…

 

 

  • Old programmers never die, they just parse away.
  • C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.
  • The Six Phases of a Project:
    • - Enthusiasm
    • - Disillusionment
    • - Panic
    • - Search for the Guilty
    • - Punishment of the Innocent
    • - Praise for non-participants
  • C://dos
    C://dos.run
    run.dos.run
  • Concept: On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button .
  • A known bug is better than an unknown feature
  • Simplicity and elegance are unpopular because thy require hard work and discipline to achieve and education to be appreciated
  • One man’s constant is another man’s variable.
  • Debugging is twice as hard as writing the program, so if you write the program as cleverly as you can, by definition, you won’t be clever enough to debug it
  • What is the object oriented way of getting rich?Inheritance.
  • If you have a problem that requires a regular expression to solve it… you now have two problems.
  • Software Engineering: A study akin to numerology and astrology, but lacking the precision of the former and the success of the latter.
  • In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion.
  • He who play in root, eventually kill tree.
  • I won’t program in java anymore. I’m not Marxist and don’t believe in classes . :D (حلوة)
  • If it works, leave it alone — there’s no need to understand it. If it fails, try to fix it — there’s no time to understand it.

تحفزنى على محاولة إبتكار مقولة …ولكن لما يأتى شىء على باللى بعد.. , ترى هل من الممكن ان نصنع مقولة برمجية باللغة العربية ;)

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