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• Old programmers never die, they just parse away.
• C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.
• The Six Phases of a Project:
  • - Enthusiasm
  • - Disillusionment
  • - Panic
  • - Search for the Guilty
  • - Punishment of the Innocent
  • - Praise for non-participants
• C://dos
  C://dos.run
  run.dos.run
• Concept: On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button .
• A known bug is better than an unknown feature
• Simplicity and elegance are unpopular because thy require hard work and discipline to achieve and education to be appreciated
• One man’s constant is another man’s variable.
• Debugging is twice as hard as writing the program, so if you write the program as cleverly as you can, by definition, you won’t be clever enough to debug it
• What is the object oriented way of getting rich?Inheritance.
• If you have a problem that requires a regular expression to solve it… you now have two problems.
• Software Engineering: A study akin to numerology and astrology, but lacking the precision of the former and the success of the latter.
• In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion.
• He who play in root, eventually kill tree.
• I won’t program in java anymore. I’m not Marxist and don’t believe in classes . (حلوة)
• If it works, leave it alone — there’s no need to understand it. If it fails, try to fix it — there’s no time to understand it.

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